Anecdotes are unusual real or made up funny stories, sometimes insightful or with deep meaning, but always very funny.
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In psychiatry, this is how it goes – whoever puts on scrubs first is a doctor.
Our Russian biathletesneed to shoot at our hockey players. Hockey players will get the punishment they deserve, but will stay alive.
When the West complains of unruly behavior of Russia, I always recall the letter of a German soldier’s wife, found on his corpse in 1942:
“We’re all here in Hamburg deeply angered by stubbornness and dishonesty of Russians, who just don’t agree to stop their stupid and pointless resistance.”
After finishing medical school:
1. I always wash my hands!
2. I know that I’ll eventually die and there’s nothing I can do about it…
3. I know where babies really come from!
4. There is basically nothing that can ruin my appetite!
5. I am very afraid of doctors, especially my classmates.
Girls 12-15 years old writetheir statuses on social networks: “I miss him so much.”
They mean their brains, right?..
Stages of growing a beard:
2. Have been binge drinking for a week.
3. Sea captain.
4. Prisoner of war.
The message “99% complete” becomes irritating me in about 15 minutes…
I don’t believe that they say on TV at all. One time they showed something crazy:
California governor was chasing an alien in the jungle.
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