This is a very funny story about how Russians drink.
Night time; the bar is closed. From a hole in the wall a German mouse is looking around, all is quiet, there is no cat. German mouse rushes to the bar, pours herself a beer, drinks it in one gulp and rushes back to the burrow.
After a few minutes a French mouse appears in a hole, looks around – there is no cat. Also rushes to the bar, pours herself a brandy, drinks it and immediately runs back.
Japanese mouse – all is quiet, running, sake, burrow.
Mexican mouse pops out –there is no cat, tequila, run back.
Finally a Russian mouse peeps out – no cat, runs to the bar, pours 100 grams of Russian vodka, drinks. Looks around – there is no cat. Well, I have time. Pours a second drink, drinks, looks around – no cat. Pours a third drink, then a fourth and a fifth … After the fifth it sits down, looks around- well, still no cat!
The mouse stretches its muscles, looks around again and angrily mutters: “Well, we, *****, will wait …”
P.S. By the way, we do not condone drinking!